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A couple who conveniently incorporates their good friend into their argument crisis is either:

• absofuckingstupid; or
• just plain assholes

Being a housemate give you the priviledge to know their arguments first-hand, and also a wicked source of entertainment. It is just amusing to hear stuff (and tantrums) being thrown all over the room, doors slamming repeatedly, lovely languages (like diu lei lou mou - fuck your old mother) being screamed out and a whole lot of other things.

After the argument, one comes knocking on your room-door, seeking advice on how this matter be handled. The other one, not too happy, have just stormed out of the house. You give him/her your frank opinion, scold him/her for sparking the argument and being stupid, hoping he/she will realize that the relationship should not have started in the first place. And to express your anger, you firmly request him/her to leave your room, because you want her to know that you do not want to get involve in this small little situation, which can actually be considered unfair to his/her other half.

When the other comes back, it is his/her turn to throw tantrum at you, knowing very well the other one has confided in you. He/She blames you for being unfair and thinks that this problem is not your problem. And ask you to fuck off and leave them alone.

Now your heart is filled with hatred for this couple. You wish they were not your housemates. You wish they would execute their plan to move out and live by themselves. And finally, you wish you could sit down and have a chat with the two of them in the living room, expressing your dismay and how uncomfortable it would be in your position; along with telling the other one to fuck off like what he/she did to you earlier on.

Any other greater suggestions?

Introducing Grilled Chicken ala Kabitzkhan…

I’m not a big fan of chicken breast. Ordering chicken breast while you’re at KFC is a waste as deep frying chicken will overcook the meat, thus making it tasteless and tough.

Since I have control over this dish, I chose chicken breast for health reasons. Besides, western cuisines in restaurants usually serve their chicken dishes using breast meat. I sometimes wonder why.

Grilled Chicken ala Kabitzkhan

Menu description
Grilled Chicken ala Kabitzkhan
Chicken breast grilled at the right temperature to great tenderness with a hint of garlic, finished with a special combination herb sauce; light grilled asparagus; baked gigantic fresh mushrooms with natural sweetness; and potato gems. RRP: A$27.50; Our price: A$14.00

It’s been some time since I last changed my desktop outlook. Here’s my latest minimalistic design put together by various components listed below:

• Icons: Snow.E2 (except for QuickLaunch icons)
• Calendar/TODO: Rainlender v0.21.2 with SimpleNote skin
• Wallpaper: Chameleon by nicobou
• Desktop Theme/WinAMP Skin/QuickLaunch cons: SHADED by heylove

A clean minimalistic approach to Microsoft Windows XP

I’ve done my research and here is my top 10 uses of sperm (semen) in no particular order:

1. to conceive
2. source of protein
3. natural lubrication
4. sauce thickener (flour subsitute) for food
5. glue
6. to prevent your sex partner from saying, “what the fuck was that?” when you try to fake an orgasm and badly screw it up (adapted from 40 Days 40 Nights)
7. creampies* and bukkaké**
8. perform love spells***
9. anti-depressant****
10. health indicator*****

*
Creampies - ejaculation fully inside of an orafice, either vagina, anus or mouth, with the semen leaking out afterwards. [thanks to SearchExtreme]

**
Bukkaké - fetish of Japanese descent, which features a group of men ejaculating onto one or more women lying down waiting for the delivery. According to legend, it originated as a method used by Japanese men as punishment for adulterous wives. The husband would invite large numbers men to “dishonor” his wife by ejaculating on her face. [thanks to SearchExtreme]

***
According to this site, the formula for an orgasmic spell - Masturbate to orgasm and preserve the resultant fluids. You should be concentrating on your desired result at the point of orgasm. Take some of the resultant fluids and insinuate a bit of them into the food or drink of your prospective victim.

****
Research study by Gordon Gallup, psychology professor State University of New York in Albany on 293 female students. [thanks to New Scientist]

*****
This is how normal semen should be like:

• The Look: Semen is usually a cloudy white fluid that within 1/2 hour becomes runny and clear.
• The Smell: Chlorine type smell in semen is normal.
• The Taste: Slightly sweet due to fructose. The taste of semen tends to change slightly from person to person.

[thanks to Jerry Kennard]

This is another fine result of my grandmum’s recipe… the Nyonya Curry Chicken.

I cooked this while watching Jamie Oliver’s Naked Chef on Channel 10. And it was coincidental that it was curry-making episode. I adopted one of this cooking styles… which was to add tomato paste into my curry to make it sour-ish (I like it this way). He mashed the fresh tomatoes up in a blender, and then poured it into the curry paste.

It was pretty damn good, actually. The curry was full-flavored, and it was nothing short of perfection! AWESOME!

The tastiest curry chicken I’ve made to date on a messy bowl