The Spammers and Me
I’m always especially happy receiving mails from people providing comments on my blog writings (whether constructive or otherwise), or people who are just nice like dropping me a “Hey, how are you?”.
Here are some of the recent mails I’ve been receiving:
Hmm… Elisavet Appleby seems friendly. Perhaps Shiri Appleby’s sister?
This guy is probably gay.
Judging from her email subject Elisavet seems friendly, doesn’t she? I was delighted to receive an email from a “fan” across the world. But what I didn’t know was Elisavet hates me - she sent me a mail with a virus in it.
It’s funny. I have not heard of any Elisavets (yet). Nor have I ever accidentally picked up her mum in the clubs or fucked her while I was at it. If I did see her on the streets before and shouted, “Hey you fucking fat ugly bitch!”, I guess her actions were reasonable.
What if Elisavet writes me a snailmail - except she conveniently packed some air-borne virus powder in it? That would be something new for a change, wouldn’t it?
I’m sure I would be pretty freaked out if Trent Gary sends me a snailmail - telling me his boyfriend isn’t in pain anymore because of some powder he included in a mini vile for me to try. Hmm. Friendly gesture. Tempting. But no, thanks. I would just settle for KY Jelly or Astroglide.
A few days back I received a friendly message that follows:
A friendly warning from Isidro Rose!
Isidro sends me an email which he doesn’t want me reading it. Hmm. I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt. Let’s have a quick peek:
Oops…
