Toilet Licker
Kenny’s posting on World Toilet College sparked a very interesting conversational topics in all of us. I’m sure the World Toilet Organization has a few lecture topics on “Pee As You Sit“, “Pee As You Stand” and “Pee-Aiming 101“. And it is most likely the closing lecture would have to deal with maintenance and the various methods of toilet-cleaning.
After a tiresome cleaning of my bathroom, the cleaning detergent fumes have penetrated into my wall vessels and into my brain.
There are people among us who actually bothers to clean their bathrooms. Many can rant the entire evening on the amount of effort they put to clean their toilet bowls. But the question today is, “how clean is your toilet, really?”
Let’s perform a little experiment:
The toilet that you see on the left will used in my cleanliness test. Here is the ultimate test:
“Hmm… taste like chicken.”
Nothing goes to waste. Licking every bit of it clean.
Experiment Conclusion: 100% Certified Lick Clean.
Mum and Dad must be proud.
Holy cow! You lick your toilet?
Comment by sharl612 — October 9, 2005 @ 5:53 am
er…. (speechless) and fainted.
Comment by cynthia — October 9, 2005 @ 11:17 am
sharl612: yes, I did. :)
cynthia: hey, chill. it tastes like chicken.
Comment by Darryl — October 9, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
You …. disgusting … i know mum does always want to eat more vege … but that doesnt put you licking the algae from the freaking toilet! Urrrgh …. i cant watch … i am going to puke …. urrrr
Comment by louyau-mike — October 9, 2005 @ 12:38 pm
My goodness. :O
I’m speechless now …………………………………………………..
Comment by Chen — October 9, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
Dr. Chen, what are the chances of survival? I’m still alive as we speak. No tummy upsets yet.
Comment by Darryl — October 9, 2005 @ 12:46 pm
Chances of survival?
U will be the living example loh ….. :P
Comment by Chen — October 9, 2005 @ 1:06 pm
my dear friend..gosh….u r freak..I thought u was joking…darn…never EVER met a person like you again in my life
Comment by Hendry — October 10, 2005 @ 3:45 am