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Another year has gone. Another winner has been chosen.

It is not easy to be a celebrity. Hong Kong movie stars were known to have slept with authorative figureheads in the entertainment industry. Some would believe marriages in Hollywood remains in Hollywood. Like the America’s Sweethearts. Who could ever thought that Mr. Smith enjoyed the good sex with his wife that he wouldn’t wanna leave her for hottie Rachel Green; or how about the pop princess Britney and her junkie-like Kevin? There’s a conspiracy that baby Spears was actually mine.

Chill y’all, it’s all 90210.

But not in Sydney 2000.

Australian Idol has a track record of producing Big-Momma-sized artistes since its beginning in 2003. But then again, nobody could blame the creators and its three judges of this seriously hyped reality TV series in Australia. After all, the Australian viewers were the ones who casted their votes to 19 10 10.

So do we point the fingers at the Australians for their Big Mommas fetishes or perhaps there’s more to that?

Gay Sebastian vs. Shannon Noll (2003)
 

Seriously? The Big Momma dude with the afro? You Malaysians didn’t fly a one nighter to Australia to vote for ma’ brother here, yo?

Will you guys just quit with the afro? I’m sure my beloved Queer Eye boyfriends would agree that afro should be kept where it belong: In the 1970s.

Casey Donovan vs. Anthony Callea (2004)
 

The result of the Australian Idol 2004 was a definite shocker. Did you people who voted for Big Momma Donovan took stupid pills in the morning with your breakfast?

Generally Australian dudes prefers man-man. They don’t take no advice from faggies like Carson Kressley. In fact Kressley was dissed pretty badly when he came down to give fashion advice to straight dudes who attended the Melbourne Cup 2004. Broadcaster John Laws of Southern Cross Radios was remembered calling Kressley a “pillow biter” and a “pompous little pansy prig” on his popular morning shows.

An alleged rumor that Anthony Callea was in fact crooked came to the limelight; which apparently affected his vote-count to give Miss B.I.G. the crown for Australian Idol 2004. Some say she got the votes for being a native indigenious race, while Callea, well… was part-Italiano. But still…?!

At the moment, we are happy for Callea as he has the final laugh in his music career. He shines now as the true Australian Idol with record sales soaring way higher than his once-competitor.

Hah! Well done, Australians! You finally opened your eyes!

INTRODUCING THIS YEAR’S AUSTRALIAN IDOL:
Kate DeAraugo vs. Emily Williams
 

November 21, 2005. The date we will all remember for weeks. The day the Australian Idol 2005 is announced. The shocking defeat of the 21-year old mother, Emily Williams (right) secured the crown to Kate DeAraugo (left).

The reincarnation of the Notorious B.I.G. has finally happened. In a shape of a woman. This time, white.

Australian Idol 2005 this year was a good hunt for great voices. But it was indeed a difficult year for the voters. Once again the voters flawed another time when they agreed to let the infamous cry-baby Laura Gissara stay on for four weeks before actually throwing her off-stage when she constipated endless pieces of disgraceful performances. It wouldn’t be surprising if Daniel Johns had a tough time shitting when he heard his group’s hit single “The Greatest View” being distastefully-splattered all over Channel Ten.

We have to give the two Australian finalist-divas the credit for having the best voices in the Australian Idol series. Emily Williams won many hearts with her weekly victory dedication to her two-year old daughter, Asia. Her three highly acclaimed “Touchdowns” by Mark Holden (one of the judges) made her the top favorites to win. I secretly wished for Natalie Zahra’s victory; but she blabbed too much with her overconfidence.

But it’s still perplexing as to the odds of every Australian Idol being the reincarnation of the Notorious B.I.G. Perhaps talent speaks louder than physical assets in Australia? Or maybe the young mother was New Zealand-born? There are endless possibilities.

I therefore, demand a reason as to why I’m not voted Mr. Peaceful Blogger (International Category).