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December 5, 2005


My World Upside Down

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Posted by Darryl @ 5:23 am (AEST)

This woman couldn’t wait to tell the world about us when she confessed our awkward sleeping hours:

Mariah Carey [has] revealed she never gets out of bed before 5pm.
The stunning singer has confessed she stays awake at night and goes to sleep at 7am, and eats her main meal around 2am.
She explained: “I live in my own little universe”.

She shares the same universe as mine, more like the same bed.

I wish I could survive till 7am, but her constant need of serving herself on me like a buffet would just make me dead by 6, which usually followed by a series of nightmares replayed over and over since my wife Mischa met this pathetic druggie look-a-like.

I had such beautiful sleeps when:


But the world crumbled on me when:

November 18, 2005


You Should Be Worried

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Posted by Darryl @ 12:08 am (AEST)

1. Osama bin Laden is cool; while headjobs ain’t no more;

2. Kenny Sia and Bill Gates are the world’s worst dressers;

3. The truth is out - Michael Jackson loves little girls;

4. Mischa dumped Brandon for Darryl; and

5. Piss off Uruguay. Hello Socceroos.

That wraps up for today.

October 9, 2005

EXCERPT:
“Please don’t do this unless you’re mad. Like me.”

Toilet Licker

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Posted by Darryl @ 4:21 am (AEST)

Kenny’s posting on World Toilet College sparked a very interesting conversational topics in all of us. I’m sure the World Toilet Organization has a few lecture topics on “Pee As You Sit“, “Pee As You Stand” and “Pee-Aiming 101“. And it is most likely the closing lecture would have to deal with maintenance and the various methods of toilet-cleaning.

After a tiresome cleaning of my bathroom, the cleaning detergent fumes have penetrated into my wall vessels and into my brain.

There are people among us who actually bothers to clean their bathrooms. Many can rant the entire evening on the amount of effort they put to clean their toilet bowls. But the question today is, “how clean is your toilet, really?

Let’s perform a little experiment:

The toilet that you see on the left will used in my cleanliness test. Here is the ultimate test:


“Hmm… taste like chicken.”


Nothing goes to waste. Licking every bit of it clean.

Experiment Conclusion: 100% Certified Lick Clean.

Mum and Dad must be proud.